Sayonara Bitches

It was fourth of July and it's only a week until I venture off to Japan. Could you need any better reason to throw down? I haven't had a good party like this in a long time. I would like to give a shot out to the sponsors of this party. Without you, it would have been crap. Thank you PBR, Red Rocket Deluxe and Lie and Wait. Your contributions to the fun were greatly appreciated.






Christopher getting his hair did by two lovely young ladies.






In exchange for the hair services he got to ride my niece's inflatable jet ski. It has an eightly pound weight limit.





Randy get your finger out of Chad's hole. I think that jet ski was the most popular thing at my party besides my mom's food.






Nyah's first victim.....I mean "client". Apparently you have to get liquored up for that.