Sunday, October 29, 2006

I'm rich bitch!

So Halloween at Backwoods rocked. I got $300 big ones in the costume contest. Bad shoutouts for all those crowd responses :)

































So going as Gogo turned out to be a very lucrative decision. What can I say....I get by with a little help from my friends.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Halloween Costume 2006




I am going to be a mothafuckin' crazy 88.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Soundtrack to my life

Soundtrack of My Life

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...


Opening Credits:Sugar-Ludacris

Waking Up:Check up on it-Beyonce

First Day At School:Crazy-Gnarls Barkley

Fight Song:Dark Alley Girl-Red Rocket Deluxe

Breaking Up:I am coming over-X

Prom:We're Desperate-X

Getting Back Together:Let me blow your mind-Eve and Gwen Stefani

Wedding:Hold you in my arms-Ray LaMontagne

Birth of Child:I can't do it alone-Chicago Soundtrack

Final Battle:Angel-Aerosmith

Death Scene:Somewhere Out There-American Tale Soundtrack

Funeral Song:Brush Your Shoulders Off- Jay Z

End Credits:Dude looks like a lady-Aerosmith

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

No Opportunity Wasted

The things I will accomplish before I take a dirt nap.


1. Visit all 50 states.
2. Work in a strip club.
3. Meet Shelia Kelley and be trained as a strip aerobics instructor.
4. Dance in a burlesque show.
5. Ride on the back of a motor cycle.
6. Watch Matthew Nylund jump out of an airplane.
7. Learn how to twirl a set of drumsticks.
8. Take a bartending flare class.
9. Restore a 69 Camaro with my dad.
10.Graduate from Dental Hygiene school (sweet jesus)
11. Sing in a rock and roll band, even if it is only for one song.
12. Go out of the country with a group of friends.
13. Get my Japanese people to the US.
14. Go camping with a group of friends.
15. Go snowboarding.
16. Hold a chimp.
17. Go up in a helicopter.
18. Take my mom to Alaska on a cruise ship.
19. Play one real song from start to finish on piano in front of people (eeekkk!). I might even sing.
20. Get a tattoo.
21. Rent a cabin in the woods with a group of friends (its been a long time coming)
22. See Niagra Falls.
23. Sleep in a tree house.
24. Drive across the country.
25. Meet Oprah.
26. Dance in a cage.
27. Go back to Italy.
28. Go to Ireland.
29. Revisit Japan.
30. Sleep on the beach with my honey....whoever that ends up being.
31. Conquer my childhood fear of firepoles and actually not get stuck on one.
32. Make out in a vintage car with do-op music playing (blush)
33. Witness a real life white Christmas.
34. Go on an adventure with real life ghostbusters.
35. Make cheese.
36. Cast a spell.
37. Go skinny dipping in a place that isn't my back yard pool.


More to come....I will add more as I think of 'em.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

I HATE TEETH

You guys. I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I decided that I wanted to go back to school for this shit. I am so tired and mentally exhausted I could scream. On top of that, I am working two jobs and trying to make time for a personal life. Sometimes I just wish I could have people hug me all the time because that is how pitiful I feel. Boo.

Also, not that I have time for a boyfriend, but I can't help but be envious of those who have one. I need something to look forward to, damnit. I want to cuddle up in the arms of someone who isn't a fucking idiot. It would be nice if they were hot, but I am not shallow. Cute would do. I am easy to please in that department. That isn't a whole lot to ask.

If I get a wild hair up my ass like I think I might be....I am going to drop out of school and become a stripper. I am half serious. That's the scary part. More on my ideas about stripping later. It's important.

New editions to my life....my sweet black bitch. This is the name I have given to my NEW 5th generation 80 GB IPOD. It's what keeps me sane. When I take a test I get up and dance down the hallways with it just like off the commercials. Sure people stare...but I don't give a DAMN. It beats talking to my fellow classmates about the test I just took. Enough of that...I need to shake my rump. My next investment will be the little mynx dance pole for my house.