Howdy ho'.

Wow! I haven't typed on this thing in awhile. So as requested here goes....

Got back from Japan and started dental school ten days later. Yeah, I don't recommend that. I have been in school for a over a month now and have plenty of new things to report.

1. I have a new friend. His name is Typodant. I will take pics so all of you can be properly introduced.

2. Dude, don't get a dell. About two weeks into the semester my laptop decides to burn through a motherboard. Yeah..that totalled a whooping 400 bucks.

3. I had SIX tests last week. Oh yeah, did I mention that I am taking 17 hours worth of class. Can I get a goddamn?!

4. Oh so I finally got some hair...and you can't tell me shit. I look fly as hell. Pics to be posted soon. My little experiment has worked. It's true...people do treat you differently. Not all of them...just most of them.

5. My mom spiked some cranberry juice that I accidently took to class this morning and sipped on while suffering through a six hour lecture on power tooth brushes. I thought it tasted funny and didn't realize exactly what was going on until I was a wee tipsy....smelling like rum..in the front row of my intro to clinic class. Rock and Roll.

6. So for money (not pleasure) I am nannying some rich white kids. Their house is straight off of Cribs and I will be taking some pics. I have to be careful though. This job has got me feeling like Corrina Corrina minus Ray Liota. I love telling those little honkies whats what.

7. I am FINALLY getting an ipod. In honor of Christopher, I will refer to it as my "sweet black bitch" because it's pretty sweet ...and black....I need to wring out my panties.


So I will be trying to keep up with this thing a whole lot better since I have a laptop now. So watch out.